Hilarious / objectionable?!

Some quotes make you laugh to your heart's content..they go with a statutory warnings as on cigar cases...readers should be in a mood NOT to take them seriously! It largely depends on your mood, how you take them, but to some extent they are realities?!
Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners ~ George du Maurier
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter ~ John Gotti
Wedding rings: the world’s smallest handcuffs. ~Unknown
Love at first sight that happenned to me, was Life's most delicious revenge on a self-opinionated fool.~Charles Boyer
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. ~Unknown
In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads. ~Unknown

The last quote reminds me of one of the most hilarious poems that I have read till now titled " A Stupid Village Girl" written by someone I do not know, it was a fwded to me in an email by a friend some years back and I preserved it:
The Stupid Village Girl
I sat on the rocks drying my body, When out of the secluded watery retreat, Came a creation of heavenly rhapsody Floating towards me on her soft lotus feet.
I had not known when she came Or where her garments should be;
All I knew was that a beauteous dame Had sprung a surprise on me.
I could not route an escape For I could find no path to flee.
So I sat there stoned in ugly, As naked as God made me.
Her beauty indeed was immense! This adorable coveted prize, Now, unaware of my presence Offered herself to my eyes.
But oh! Her glance fell on me And I could hear her skip a beat.
But then she waited thoughtfully, When I expected a hasty retreat.
God knows what spell was cast that night
Which could explain her tomfoolery
For she sprang at me as a wolf might
And kissed my mouth in a hurry.
Before I could fathom What had happened to me, I jumped in to the bosom Of the lake, most hastily.
I had left her in a swirl, I had left her looking agog, For she was a stupid village girl...
And I, an ugly croaking frog.